The following is a list of episodes and film for the Disney Channel Original SeriesWizards of Waverly Place. The series premiered from October 12, 2007 to January 6, 2012 spanning 4 seasons, and produced 106 episodes along with an hour-long 'return' episode that premiered on March 15, 2013.

The series revolves around Alex Russo (Selena Gomez), a teenage wizard who is competing with her fellow siblings Justin (David Henrie) and Max (Jake T. Austin) to become the sole wizard in their family to keep their powers. In 2009, the series won a Primetime Emmy Award for 'Outstanding Children's Program'.^[1]

• 2Episodes

Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1 Episode 1. Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1 Episode 2. Wizards of Waverly Place Season 1 Episode 3.

Series overview[edit]

Episodes[edit]

Season 1 (2007–08)[edit]

Season 2 (2008–09)[edit]

Film (2009)[edit]

Season 3 (2009–10)[edit]

Season 4 (2010–12)[edit]

Special (2013)[edit]

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General references

• 'Wizards of Waverly Place episodes'. TV Guide. Retrieved October 16, 2010.
• 'Shows A-Z — wizards of waverly place on disney'. the Futon Critic. Retrieved October 16, 2010.

External links[edit]

• List of Wizards of Waverly Place episodes at TV.com

21 Episodes by October 12, 2007 - August 31, 2008

Episode 1.Crazy 10 Minutes Sale[edit]

Justin: Edgebonoutoosis! [He clones the rabbit]

Jerry: Good! Thank you Justin! That is how you execute the duplication spell properly. Real rabbit, duplica... duplicate rabbit real rab.. It's... ANYWAYS, there's two now!

Max: What's the big deal? They're rabbits. Wait 5 minutes and they'll duplicate by themselves.

Gigi: Bonjour Alex. Bonjour Alex's friend.

Harper: Nice shoes!

[Alex gives Harper a look]

Harper: I mean.. Pfft! I don't care about you or your shoes!

Gigi: Yeah. I've had these shoes for about a week. Oh, I mean I'd give them to you, but I'm already donating them to :another charity.

Alex: No! You should keep them. They go well with your eyebrow.

Gigi: Well, at least I don't have man-hands. How do you get those meat-stubs through your sleeves?

Harper: And what happened to you two? Pick your noses so hard they fell off?

Gigi: They got nose jobs.

Gigi's Copycat Crew: When they heal, they'll look exactly like Gigi's!

Alex:[sarcasm] When's Gigi's gonna heal!?

Alex: So what you are saying is that getting back at Gigi was really hurting myself?

Jerry: No, but I like that better.

Alex: Well, since I figured that one out, I should pick my own punishment?

Jerry: No. Why don't you take my punishment, and duplicate it? You're grounded for 1 week.

Alex: Does that mean 2 weeks?!

Jerry: Oh, now it's four. I love this game!

Episode 2.First Kiss[edit]

Alex: You know a lot of stuff about stuff people don't care about, which is great. But I know relationships. I know how girls think!

Justin: So do I! They're right brained dominant and they have a slightly larger hyper-tholimus!

Alex: There you go again, knowing stuff people don't care about.

Justin: You may find this hard to believe, but...I've never kissed a girl before.

Alex: [smugly] I find it hard to believe that you think I'd find that hard to believe.

Alex: Alright, this is what we're gonna do. First of all, take out five dollars.

Alex: I need $5 dollars.

Alex: Second, tomorrow when you walk her to school, take her to by that old scary abandon house in the corner.

Justin: Right, cause she'll think I'm brave.

Alex: No, you'll get scared and she'll comfort you, and that's when you plant one on her.

Justin: Ok, that's a great idea.

Alex: Thanks, you have five ones for this five?

Justin: Umm... [takes out another 5 dollars]

Alex: Great, cause my five was lonely

Max: What's Deja Vu?

Jerry: It's when you feel like something happened before.

Alex: For example, dad you have five dollars?

Jerry: umm.. Why?

Alex: Cause I need five dollars.. Deja Vu, huh Justin?

Justin: So Alex, what was your first kiss like?

Alex: You know, it was in this place...with this guy...and it was very romantic. Over Christmas Vacation.

Max: We went to Grandma's over Christmas Vacation.

Justin: Wait a minute! You haven't kissed a guy yet! [smugly] I so have this over you now!

Alex: No you don't!

Justin: I know so when I go to school tomorrow and tell everyone you've never kissed anyone, no one'll care.

Alex: Hey Justin!

[Justin looks over at Alex. Alex grabs a random boy and kisses him.]

Alex: Now you've got nothing over me!

Episode 3.I Almost Drowned in a Chocolate Fountain[edit]

Justin: I'm gonna get even!

Alex: Hah-yeah. Okay. That'll never happen. Remember the time you wanted to get 'even with me'? I got the bigger bedroom and you got what?

Justin:[he says embarrased] Shot-gun on that one trip to the outlet mall..

Alex: Exactly, some things never change!

Alex: Oh! Some chocolate! Oh wait, that's not a straw!

Max: We didn't play paintball!

[Theresa opens the curtains and the windows are covered with bright colored splotches]

Justin: ...What are pigeons eating now a'days?

Anyone name a cuter baby than Gabi

Episode 4.New Employee[edit]

Gurt Barn Lady: [takes picture of Harper][monotone voice] I know you've only been working here four hours, but congratulations. You're Employee of the Month. I almost won it 4 times, but I lost cause I take too many breaks. That reminds me. It's time for my break.

Alex and Harper: [Singing the Funky Hat Song] What's that? A hat? Crazy, funky, junky hat! Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? We've been there, we've done that! We see right through your funky hat!

Frankie: AAAHH! He's after me!!!

Episode 5.Disenchanted Evening[edit]

Justin: You don't know our dad. He'll throw a tantrum. And you'll know because it sounds like this. Wadigibadee hobadee ha! HA! ALEX!'

Jerry: Ooh! A catwalk! [Walks on it like a model]

T.J.: I'll show you a lair!

Max: [To Alex] Wow, you weren't kidding He really does do that.

Jerry: [Throwing a tantrum, the spell broken] It's! Gah! Mars! Who- !? ALEX!!?

Alex: Then again not so ridiculous!

Max: Not to mention she left me on Mars.

[Jerry and Teresa look both shocked and angry]

Alex: H-He's right, it's completely my fault.

Jerry: You are in SO MUCH trouble, young lady!

Alex: ...I know. (she hugs him, and he points his finger up speechlessly)

Alex: That's not magic.

Justin: How do you know I didn't forget my locker combination and then used magic to remember it?

Alex: Because you made up a locker combination song.

Alex (with Justin joining in): Right to clear it come on let's hear it! 23, left 8 digits, but don't fidget, 31. Now for the last, don't go too fast! 6 and you're off to class! WHOO!

Justin: Mom and Dad are charmed? WHAT?! HOW?! WHEN?! WHO?!

Alex: Mom and Dad.

Justin: WHAT?! HOW?! WHEN?!

Alex: At Dinner.

Justin: WHAT?! HOW?!

Alex: It was in the Kugel.

Justin: WHAT?!

Alex: Justin, I think you know what!

Episode 6.You Can't Always Get What You Carpet[edit]

Alex: Dad got all tensed and frustrated like how he acts when he's around you and your dolls.

Justin:[is scrubbing the teeth on his pig] Action-figures. Collectibles. In their original packaging.

Episode 7.Alex's Choice[edit]

Alex: No I got a D on the test. I'm pretty sure I'm right.

Alex: What happened to your faces? Applied your makeup with a hammer?

Gigi: [Laughs with her friends]

Harper: You didn't come for the tea. You came to protect me.

Alex: I'll always be there to protect you.

Alex: [Searches her spellbook] Truth spell. Truth spell. [Reads and casts the spell] Some are evil, some are kind, now all must speak their mind.

Alex: Oh, this is going better than I thought. Hey everybody! I'm a wizard!

Everyone: Huh!?

Alex: Just kidding!

Episode 8.Curb Your Dragon[edit]

Justin: C'mon guys, hurry! We've got to go check on Dragon!

Max: Why? If anyone messes with him, he'll just breathe fire.

Alex: (Annoyed) That's what we're worried about.

Max: What? I thought we just didn't want him to take leaks in the house.

Justin: C'mon, Dragon, let's go up to my room.

Theresa: Wait, Justin.

Alex: What's going on?

Theresa: Those flyers you put up worked. Dragon's rightful owner came and picked him up.

Alex: His owner?

Theresa: I'm sorry, honey.

Frankie: You lost your found dog? Why don't you rest your head on Frankie's shoulder and tell him ALL about it?

Alex: I would, but I don't have time for you to get a ladder.

Frankie: The guy came out with the dog and bought this. A program for the Hudson Dog Show.

Alex: The Hudson Dog Show? When is it?

Frankie: Why dontcha buy a copy and find out?

Alex: I have to buy it?

Frankie: Would I come into your restaurant, lick a sandwich and leave? ZINGER! That'll be $8.00 please.

Alex: Ugh, okay.... ( reads the program) IT'S TODAY! I'd like to return this for a refund. ( takes money back) ZINGERR!

Episode 9.Movies[edit]

Theresa: Oh Maxy, promise you'll never grow up and leave me!

Max: But I'm supposed to be taking out the trash.

Theresa: Oh, no. Your daddy will take out the trash.

[Jerry gives her the WHAT look, and she gives him the DO IT look]

Max: Thank you, daddy.

Jerry: Save it.

Jerry: Alex, lets give it a try. Now, lets say you havent eaten for days and You're in desperate need for a sandwich. What do you do?

Alex: I walk over to the sandwich shop and have Mom make me a sandwich.

Jerry: Okay, yes, but Mom's not here.

Justin: Wheres Mom?

Jerry: It's not important where she is, umm, she's gone, she left the country.

Justin: She left the country? Why, is she ok?

Jerry: Yes, she's fine.

Alex: Well if she's fine, I don't see why she can't make me a sandwich.

Jerry: Here, I've already written one down for you, just read that and concentrate.

Max: Satisfy my empty belly, make me a peanut butter and jelly. [Max turns into a PBJ sandwich]

Jerry: You see what I just did there? I just illustrated the dangers of 'Spell Improv'. '[Justin is about to eat Max] Ha-di-di-da! You have to use your words very carefully because in the Wizard World they take you literally. So, when Max said 'Make me a peanut butter and jelly,' they made him a peanut butter and jelly. [Justin begins to open Max and throws him back onto the couch] Yhoy!

Alex: Oh, I get it! Let me try it. Although I love such tasty snacks, I'd rather have my brother Max. [Max turns back into a human]

Justin: Hello!

Max: [To Justin] Hey, thanks for not eating me.

Jerry: Alex, you're a natural.

Alex: Thanks, that wasn't even true!

Justin: I'm sensing you have a devious and poorly thought out plan to get into this Ruby Donahue movie. I'm gonna ask you to leave me out of it.

Alex: Gladly. [As they walk away from each other, Alex gets in an isolated space.] I'm old enough to hang with actress model spokeswoman Ruby Donahue, so get me into Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2. [Alex is zapped away and is in an unvacant room with lots of pajama-clad teenagers]

Alex: Is that Ruby Donahue over there?

Party Member: No, silly! That's Bambi, the sensitive one! Just stay in character and scream when it's your turn.

Alex: [Alex, confused, walks towards the screen and finds out she is in the actual Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2 film] Oh, my goodness, I'm in the movie.

Party Member: And just in time, too! We're about to have a super fun Halloween pillow fight in our pajamas!

Alex: Maybe you're a little old to be in a sorority?

Party Member: Aren't you a little young?

Alex: Fair enough. [grabs a pillow and begins smashing it over the guest while everybody does the same. Suddenly a phone rings, causing everybody to stop in fear] What's the matter? S'just a phone...why did the music get all scary?

Justin: [plays arcade games and stops upon seeing his friends] Why are you guys out of the movie? It's not even over yet!

Friend #1: Justin, that movie is WAY too scary! There's somethings in life you cannot unsee!

Justin: Where's Alex? She said she'd catch up with you guys.

Friend #2: She never did. But weirdly enough, there's an actress in the movie that looked just like her.

Justin: Really?

Friend #2: Yeah, and she even sounded kinda like her, and she was wearing the exact same outfit as her. Weird, right?

Justin: [now understanding that Alex did a spell on herself to get in the movie, he begins making sarcastic answers] Yeah, that's weird. What'd you get on that deductive reasoning test?

Friend #2: 99%, why?

'Justin: Now thats even weirder. Would you guys excuse me for a moment? [runs to the same isolated space Alex was in] Alex Russo has messed up and put herself in a movie. Put me also in that movie. [fails to get zapped] That didn't even sound like a spell. OK, what rhymes with 'movie'? Boovy, juvy, loovy, PLANT! [realizes that 'movie' and 'plant' don't rhyme] Plant...this is going to take a while. [leans against the wall, looking for a spell that will work]

Alex: Hey, you're Ruby Donahue!

Ruby: Who are you?

Alex: Alex.

Ruby: Are you the evil sorority sister who's come back from the grave to punish us for our cute but reckless destruction of perfectly good pillows?!?!

Alex: What? No! I'm just a kid, I don't even know what I'm doing in this movie.

Ruby: Me neither. This was all my agent's idea!

Alex: Oooh, there's that music again! Where's it coming from?

Ruby: This is the part where I run screaming into the showers for no reason at all.

Alex: Well, it was nice meetin' ya.

Ruby: You too!

Justin: [finally getting inside the movie] ...in a groovy movie! Well, the 1970s would've worked.

Theresa: [after seeing two movie clerks talking about two new characters in Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2] Miss, two tickets for that, uh, disaster...party--bingo!--Halloween thing, yeah.

Episode 11.Potion Commotion[edit]

Jerry: Ok Max, now that your full powers are here. its time for the hat.

Alex: Oh not the hat!

Max: What hat?

Alex: Dad that hats so ugly!

Max: What hat?!?!

Theresa: I cant believe my mijito is ready for the hat!

Max: Somebody tell me about the hat already!

Episode 12.Justin's Little Sister[edit]

Justin: Oh, so its like giving a burgler your money so it doen't steal it!

Max: I know a Jeannie. Jeannie Kowalski. Jeannie's dont like it when you flick them in the ear. Thats lesson number one.

Jerry: No, lesson number one is leave that girl alone. Shes bigger than you.

Alex: I fell asleep on table 5 one night, its pretty comfortable.

Justin: What did you do!?

Alex: Max, how would you get a genie to come back to her lamp?

Max: I know, orange soda.

Alex: What?

Max: If someone poured orange soda in my room i'd be really mad.

Theresa: You spilled orange soda in your room again didn't you? What did we say about taking it up there?

Max: See shes really mad and going to my room.

Alex: Please believe me. You have to believe me. You can't let him be invisible forever; I grew up with him. You know he may dorky, and annoying, but he's fun, and gullible to pull pranks. He's my brother I need him back.

Episode 13.Wizard School, Part 1[edit]

Alex:(sees Justin in wizard's clothing) You know, you remind me of someone…Terry something? Umm…Barry something? Larry something? Oh, never mind.

Jerry:WOULD IT HURT TO GET US A LITTLE TURKEY JERKY?!?

Jerry:(Alex admits she used the portal key, stammering) AHH! THE...PORTAL...G...G...[SCREAMS]

Theresa:Okay, and on the way we can pick up your new wizard's robes!

Justin:Oh, no, Mom. They do just black bathrobes now. Wizard's robes are too formal for these casual times.

Door: [SINGSONGING] DUN-DUN-DUN...

Episode 14.Wizard School, Part 2[edit]

Justin: I'll see you in the finals, jerk.

Hugh Normous: [during 12 ball semi-finals] He did it! He hit the tattler!

Jerko Phoenix: Looks like it's just you, me and destiny.

Jerry: Oh, I love porcini mushrooms.

Salad Girl: That's what the hot dog guy in Washington Square Park said.

Max: Get your Bronxstrami. Central Park sandwich. Right here at the Sub station!

Jerry: Hey, it's working.

Salad Girl: Salads make you perky. Sandwiches make you sleepy.

Max: Salads are un-American!!

Dr Evilini: Did my messenger fish just tell you my evil plan?

Alex: No.

Messenger Fish: All right, this time pay attention, 'Dear Mamma, you'd be proud to know that after the twelve ball tournament reveals the best young wizard I will drain [Alex puts hand over the messenger fish's mouth]

Alex: Ok, maybe he did tell me.

Episode 15.The Supernatural[edit]

Alex: Oh, come on, she isn't that cute!

Justin: Yes, she is!

Alex: No, she isn't!

Justin: Uh huh.

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Episode 16.Alex in the Middle[edit]

Alex: Wow. Dad is mad inside and out.

Kelbo: Okay, let's talk about it. (disappears with the kids)

Episode 17.Report Card[edit]

Jerry: Very good, Justin. Alex, you're up.

Alex: Oh, okay. This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill its slot. [a brick appears] Oh! It's a pretty dove!

Jerry: No. Oh! It's a pretty brick. You weren't concentrating. Max, you're up.

Max: This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill with snot. [dove sneezes] I said snot, didn't I?

[The Russo siblings are taking a spell exam and Justin got an answer on one question]

Justin: Got it.

Alex: Does he have to say, 'Got it' after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam.

Max: [surprised] We're taking an exam?

[Prof. Crumbs has arrived at the Russo household to collect the Russo siblings' exams and grade them]

Max: Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?

Professor Crumbs: So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.

Alex : [batting her eyes and looking cute] Are you talking about me?

Justin: [mocking Alex's expression] Alex, you're doing it right now.

[Alex's parents have just seen her report card]

Jerry: Hey, what's that?

Alex: [hastily] Uh...

[takes out her wand]

Alex: These parents are now not...

Jerry: What're you doing?

Alex: ...two guinea pigs should fill their slot.

[Jerry and Theresa are turned into guinea pigs. Alex is shocked]

Alex: What did I just do? I panicked! I needed to buy myself more time.

Report Card: To do what?

Alex: To panic!

Justin: I don't know why you guys even bothered taking that test. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers.

Jerry: That's not for a long while, Justin.

Alex: And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win.

Justin: Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And, you don't take any of this magic seriously.

Alex: I can't take *you* seriously. You use big words like 'transparent'. What are you, British?

Professor Crumbs: No, but I am.

Alex: [Professor Crumbs, who was about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig] Don't look at me, I don't have my powers!

Jerry: [shocked] Justin?

Justin: ...I panicked!

Alex: This is my problem not yours. Don't let me drag you down.

Justin: But you don't drag me down. I don't want you to lose your powers. Everytime you mess up; I have to think of a way to fix it. You make me a better wizard.

Report Card: Hey kid, I can tell you how to get rid of a bad report card.

Alex: Really? How?

Report Card: Get good grades.

Alex: I hate you.

Justin: Hate you too. (they look at eachother for a bit, then hug)

Alex: ...And if it means that much to you, i'll sign your tortilla petition.

Episode 18.Credit Check[edit]

Alex: I quit. [Grabs Harper's arm] And we're going to the kitchen...[Everyone gasps] to eat...[more gasps] And we don't care who watches!

Episode 19.Alex's Spring Fling[edit]

Justin: [Talking on the phone] Mom, Dad, Can I be in charge? What if there was a tidal wave, THEN can I be in charge? YES!! [Hangs up phone and blows a whistle] Okay, I'm in charge.

Alex: [Throws a water balloon at Justin] Hey, look, a tidal wave, now you're in charge!

Justin: Alex, you just ruined my new clothes.

Alex: Justin, when you wear something for a week, it's not new anymore. It just needs a wash.

Max: [Throws a water balloon at Justin] Hey, look, I just washed it. You're welcome!

Episode 20.Quinceanera

Grandma: I talked to your mom. She thinks your dad could lose 5 more pounds too.

Richard (in Justin's body): What am I doing here?Candace (in Max's body): 'I dunno. But like all the trouble spots I've been into all my life. I'm gonna dance my way out.'

(Music plays and they start to dance)

Richard (in Justin's body): If you were 15 years older I would ask you out

Teresa (in Alex's body): Okay that just really weird

(Now they do the swan)

Richard (in Justin's body): Leap into my arms, I got you baby.

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Candace (in Max's body): Arms out, hold it girl, you're a swan.

Episode 21.Art Museum Piece[edit]

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